I'm A Gypsy

I sit in front of a loud tv , sirens buzzing outside , my phone is constantly vibrating... But i can't hear a thing. I've got my gypsy pants on and a touch of my brand new Kim Kardashian perfume. Am I completely dazed by the beauty of these materials , that i am deaf and blind to the things surrounding me?. Why yes sir , I am Fashionably Disturbed.